Guinness World Records, how are you? I have a suggestion for you: LadyGaga for the title ofThe World’s Most Strong Ankles The singer, actress, entrepreneur, and fashionicon has used this summer to promote her position unofficially, wearing a variety of clothing ofPlatform boots too high for her ankles that are precariously tall may have been secretly made ofsteel. To be fair, Mother Monster has had sky-high shoes in her rotation for years — those meat-covered heels from the MTV VMAs still live rent-free in my brain nearly 11 years later — but it seems in recent weeks she’s resurrected her devotion to the cause. It’s hard to ignore.
Gaga is seen in the Big Apple day after day with her Big Apple. PlatformEnergy (BPE) on full display. She almost seems to have heard us gasp as she effortlessly struts across subway grates and sidewalk cracks without a single downward glance. “Psh, there’s plenty more where that came from.”The star has mostly wore lace-up boots with thick platforms, heels between 8 and 9 inches in height, by a brand called Pleaser. The star owns a variety of head-turning heels. ofThey are available in a variety of colors, including black, white, and pastels. What can I say? The woman has a lot of range, not just musically.
Seeing paparazzi photos of Lady Gaga’sRecent BPE exhibitions have prompted many thoughts and questions on my part. First, I need to know if she has a trainer that targets and strengthens her arches and ankles. If so, I’d love to see them share their workout routine. Also, where is the Pleaser boot collection? ofHers? She must have an entire closet dedicated to them, because they take up a lot of space. IGS will never give us a discount code for our cushy insoles. She must wear insoles with these, right?
I could go on and on about my thoughts, but you’d probably rather see more photos. ofGaga in her favorite shoes of late, huh? Say no more — read ahead for all the OMG-worthy snaps and my continued commentary.